1. Wear a shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons on street corner.

2. Buy a horse. Name it "Thunder Takes the Lead". Enter it in horse races.

3. Become a doctor. Change last name to Arcula.

4. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.

5. Buy a parrot. Teach him to say: "Help! I've been tunred into a parrot!"

6. Go to Australia. Locate 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

7. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

8. Get a walk-in closet. Design the inside to look like Narnia.

9. Purposely spell words slightly wrong and add them to roommates Microsoft Word dictionary.

10. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.


10 things I will probably never do.