5 Rules to Remember in Life

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5 Rules to Remember in Life
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1) Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name...
2) Money can't buy you happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle...
3) Help someone when they're in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again...
4) Many people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them...
5) Alcohol does not solve problems but neither does milk...
These should assist you with most daily decision choices.

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