Craigslist bad boyfriend for hire gets a date

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Craigslist bad boyfriend for hire gets a date
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A Nashville nun advertised himself as the worst Thanksgiving date to take home to the family -and promptly got an offer
"Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? Read on...*says the Craigslist ad offering single women a platonic escort for the holiday.
"I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van painted like Eddie Van Halen's guitar." the man wrote in the ad. in which he offers to "pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family.” His services can include
things like "openly hit
on other female guests"
and "start an actual.
physical fight with a family
member” The man, whose Twitter
handle is @Nickyistaken.
asked for no payment other
than the free turkey dinner. The ad was posted Nov. 19. and by Tuesday he had secured a gig, tweeting I’ll be live tweeting photos stuff on thanksgiving of my blind date."

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