Eminem pieces of advice for the kids. If I sign something for you, and I see it on ebay, when you go home, I'm gonna be under your bed.
This was on David Letterman show. Here is a full list of advices from show:
10 : Keep it real
9 : no one’s ever regretted a tatto
8 : with foreign markets volatile, now’s a good time to invest in bonds
7 : Go see “toy story 3″– the boys are back in town
6 : Always purchase music through authorized retailers that pay royalities to the artists
5 : don’t get mixed up with drugs, gangs or oil executives
4 : remember the magic words: “please,” “thank you” and “step off, bitch”
3 : money doesn’t buy happiness– it buys crazy-ass happiness
2 : If i sign something for you, and i see it on ebay, when you go home, i’m gonna be under your bed
1 : Don’t waste your time watching this show