I've been out of town all summer. Anything new? - 2 Broke Girls
Score: 4.8 / 6
Category: Funny

Well… let’s see. Facebook went public and Edward Snowden went private. Kim and Kanye had a baby so now there’s another Kardashian to not keep up with. Paula Dean is out, Gay marriage is in and a teacher in California is out for allowing her students to get it in. Justin Bieber got a hit and run, Chris Brown got a hit and run, Rihanna got hit but still didn’t run, Oprah gave Lindsay $2 million, Cunninglingus gave Michael Douglas throat cancer and Michael Douglas gave guys everywhere another excuse not to do that. Amanda Byrnes went crazier and the NSA checks our phones like a crazy ex-girlfriend. Oh and Texas hates women, Florida hates blacks and everyone hates everything with the exception of Angelina Jolie who is totally awesome! From TV series 2 Broke Girls http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1845307/

Site Comments (0)

Please Signin or Signup to add a comment