Best of Sheldon Cooper Quotes. Bazinga! Ah. gravity thou art a hertles bitch. Why hast thou forsaken me. I deity whose existence I doubt? Good grief. It's like talking to a dolphin. 1234 is not a secure password. I'm clearly too evolved for driving. It's not a cartoon It's anime. I'm not crazy my mother had me tested. What type of computer you have? And please don't say a white one. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty purr, purr, purr.