PMS SHOULD JUST BE CALLED OVARY-ACTING.

OUTDATED MEMES SHOULD BE CALLED MEMERIES.

VOLCANOES SHOULD BE CALLED MOUNTAIN-FOUNTAINS.

HAIR ON YOUR HEAD SHOULD BE CALLED PUBLIC HAIR.

A DRIVEWAY SHOULD BE CALLED A PARKWAY, AND A PARKWAY SHOULD BE CALLED A DRIVEWAY.

"FUN SIZE" CANDY BARS SHOULD BE CALLED "SAD SIZE."

THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH SHOULD BE CALLED THE
CEILING.

BEDROOMS SHOULD BE CALLED "RESTROOMS."

LIFE JACKETS SHOULD BE CALLED FLOAT
COATS.

FAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE CALLED "SKINNY" BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE SKIN SURFACE AREA.

PREGNANT WOMEN SHOULD BE CALLED BODY
BUILDERS.

MICROWAVEABLE BOWLS SHOULD BE
CALLED "MICROWAVE-A-
BOWLS.''

BOWLING SHOULD BE CALLED PINBALL

SMALL BREASTS SHOULD BE CALLED
PETITS.


A GROUP OF SQUID SHOULD BE CALLED A SQUAD.


DAMAGED GOODS SHOULD BE CALLED
"BADS."

HEMORRHOIDS SHOULD BE CALLED ASSTROIDS.


BRAS SHOULD BE CALLED "BOOBY TRAPS.'

THE BACKS OF KNEES SHOULD BE CALLED KNEEPITS.